Cougars take on Jacob or Edward

This weekend i went out with some friends to local dance club where I met some very attractive older women that i decided to talk to. Things went well and we ended up at Denny's afterwards. While waiting for our food and the fact that Denny's only had one person working and 80 customers we had plenty of time to talk. Some how the topic of Twilight was brought up by one of the women. I have heard the plenty of girls around my age debated over Jacob and Edward but i had never witness to grown women both having children discuss who is hotter. One women was in favor of Jacob and loved his body and thought he was dreaming. The other women said Jacob has a huge nose that only would look right on a pig. They both agreed that Edward looked like a poster child for feed the children. I got a good laugh out of this conversation and did not interfere for the fact i am a closeted Twilight fan. What i thought was most interesting was there take on Bella. They felt Bella was ugly, dorky, and in real life no man would ever fight over here. I enjoyed the conversation and really don't have a opinion on who is hotter for i was more interested in the blonde having the conversation but i believe both of them are handsome men. I do have to side with the women on the topic of Bella, she isn't much to desire i would rather fight for Rosalie or Alice or even Mrs. Cullen hahaha.