Wednesday, May 9, 2012

A REAL LIFE VAMPIRE!!!!

Seeing my trend of blogs are often humorous, this one will be no exception. In our Twilight class we have spent countless days talking about vampires. We have even seen videos of people who consider themselves real life vampires. Seeing how hilarious the idea of being vampire was to me, I sought out to discover, what its like to be a vampire!!!!! I found the highly secrete vampire life style from this website http://www.vampirecentral.fiveworlds.org/Mausoleum.html, This site is written by a REAL LIFE VAMPIRE!!!
Surprisingly he is a married man, no kids except 5 cats which he post pictures of and descriptions.
So lets get our first hand account on this real life vampire!!!!

He believes that genetically he was born a vampire and is not sure its possible to become one but list steps to take!

1. He drinks a pint of animal blood, human blood drinkers only require a shot glass worth.
2. He states he only needs to drink blood every 2 weeks but may vary person to person.
3.Don't plan on shape shifting because he says "come on its not like the movies guys"
4. His special skills as a vampire are fast metabolism, fast healing qualities, acute night vision that day light hurts his eyes, smell a flesh cut from 10 yards away!!!!!
5. He has Fangs!!!! but they are not like the movies and barley larger then regular human fangs.

This guy sounds legit!!!!! If you have any questions you can even submit them to him.......


No comments:

Post a Comment