Wednesday, May 9, 2012

THE END

This is my last blog post for this blog project. I never thought i would be a blogger. I thought blogging was for people who spend hours online, with little real life social interaction, talking about random subjects. My perception was wrong. I learned how progressive blogging has become. It is every where and about every thing. It's not just for one select group of people it is universal and diverse. It is it's own industry, and has created a means of making money. It is a flood gate of opinions, ideas, and  an essential key for communicating information to people now. Any thing you value or have interest in there is a blog for that. It gives people an outlet to express themselves to the world. It connects people threw tragedy and glory. Friendships are made from people setting in front of computers in different countries. For me it has been a source of knowledge. I have learned something new. It has improved my skills on identifying my audience. Over all this has been a great experiences and has helped my writing. I don't believe ill continue this blog but it was a great learning experience if i feel i need to create one in the future.

I FOUND TWILIGHT'S BIGGEST FAN

I have found her and if you thought you were the biggest Twilight fan you have been living a lie. This some what leaves me speechless!!! The reason it leaves me speechless is because I really believe this girl. I have blogged about Twilight Tattoos, stories of kids biting people because of Twilight, and even a suicide attempt because of Twilight but this takes the CAKE!!! I believe this poor girl has a serious mental disorder and is in desperate need of being institutionalized. Her name is Anita but goes by Anita "Launter" and is a teenage girl who is TWILIGHT!!! I found her video on YouTube here  http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JMhWT177SAM.
I will take some of her quotes and allow you to determine if she is the biggest Twilight Fan!!!!!

Lets look at the background in this video, Numerous twilight posters, Twilight cardboard cut outs, Twilight quotes painted on the wall, and Anita a teenage girls in a WEDDING DRESS!!!!

"TWILIGHT IS MY REASON FOR EXISTENCE"

"I am in love with the world they live in, and the air they breath" in regards to Twilight she explains her love goes past Edward's Hair and Jacobs abs. 

Stand in line for 98hours for Twilight

wears Twilight shirts at home, school, and work

she makes up her own twilight songs to sign for reporters

paint twilight quotes on her walls

recognize she is insane but dose not care!!!

"I take a BULLET for any member of the cast any day"

she dreams about Twilight every single night

Every school project is over Twilight

"LOVE DOES NOT GET STRONGER THEN THIS, ITS A LIFE STYLE"





The Giaour possible prequel for Twilight???

So i choose to write my academic paper of the poem The Giaour by Lord Byron. I don't know what it is about this poem, but i apperciate it. I think that a part of me relates to the Giaour. The Giaour and Twilight follow the same equation of gothic fiction but with different formulas that equal amazing stories. Twilight is more romance with less horror and The Giaour is more horror with less romance.The Giaour would die for his love and Edward would kill himself if he lost his love. I feel that the Giaour could possibly be a prequel to Edward Cullen's life in away. I know this an out there claim but allow your imagination to take over. There is not much known of Edwards previous life, and there is not much known about Giaours after life. In the Giaour he is told he will receive the Vampire curse. Lets take into account that the Giaour does in fact turn into a Vampire. The Giaour lives this crazy vampire life and turns into Edward. Now lets move the story line up to the Twilight serious. The Giaour is now Edward. The Giaour/Edward is this tormented soul from his past. Lets look at the relationship with Bella. Edward/ Giaour was once in love with Leila and she was taken from him which devastated him, led to a life of being alone and distant. When Edward first encounters Bella he is very detached. He is scared in way of the power she has over him. So Giaour/ Edward decides to get close to Bella after going back in forth thinking back to his relationship with Leila and pain after it. Edward is so protective over Bella and this is the Giaour as Edward doing what he did not do for his love Leila. Giaour is not going to make the same mistake twice and learned from his experience with Leila. The Giaour had Leila taken away from him so as Edward he dose not try to do anything that would jeopardize Bella's life. Edward leaves Bella for her sake and tries to commit suicide when he thinks she is dead. This would be like the Giaour not being capable of living through another lost of a love one. So Giaour ended very sadly but since transforming into this vampire known as Edward he turns his life around and has the happily together for ever after ending he didn't have as the Giaour. 

A REAL LIFE VAMPIRE!!!!

Seeing my trend of blogs are often humorous, this one will be no exception. In our Twilight class we have spent countless days talking about vampires. We have even seen videos of people who consider themselves real life vampires. Seeing how hilarious the idea of being vampire was to me, I sought out to discover, what its like to be a vampire!!!!! I found the highly secrete vampire life style from this website http://www.vampirecentral.fiveworlds.org/Mausoleum.html, This site is written by a REAL LIFE VAMPIRE!!!
Surprisingly he is a married man, no kids except 5 cats which he post pictures of and descriptions.
So lets get our first hand account on this real life vampire!!!!

He believes that genetically he was born a vampire and is not sure its possible to become one but list steps to take!

1. He drinks a pint of animal blood, human blood drinkers only require a shot glass worth.
2. He states he only needs to drink blood every 2 weeks but may vary person to person.
3.Don't plan on shape shifting because he says "come on its not like the movies guys"
4. His special skills as a vampire are fast metabolism, fast healing qualities, acute night vision that day light hurts his eyes, smell a flesh cut from 10 yards away!!!!!
5. He has Fangs!!!! but they are not like the movies and barley larger then regular human fangs.

This guy sounds legit!!!!! If you have any questions you can even submit them to him.......


Sunday, April 8, 2012

Boy bites class mates after Twilight



The story is that a 13 year old boy bit 11 of his class mates over a month period of time after seeing the Twilight movie. I think this is another satire article brought to you by a religious website against Twilight. I find these article very amusing. I do not by any means condone these actions of this 13 year old boy but i will take a look at it from the belief it is satire. I do want to give this boy credit for taking twilight further then any other Twitard. There are twilight fans who believe they are vampires and per take in drinking blood of animals and human bought blood but i haven't read any where about them actually biting people.This boy has raised the bar for twitards all over the world. I would like to show you one quote from the article "All these behaviors of course will snowball into adult habits that will lead to a criminal life and eventually early death.


If you notice your teen son or daughter wearing questionable clothing that you don’t like and they have seen Twilight movie or own the related vampire manual books (check their rooms), it’s only a matter of time before they are out having wild sex, catching disease and drinking animal blood." WOW. This is just a small sample of the article. I hope you find this funny enough to read. I will take this from a more realistic stand point.


1. The fact that a 13 year old boy bit one person is alarming enough!!! but here is where i believe this article is fake due to the fact it states he bit 11 students in a month period. First of all this would be under national scrutiny and the school district would have several civil suits brought against it for allowing this child to remain in school and putting the other students safety in jeopardy.


2. The statistics in this article are not cited with any relevant sources. "they are humors tho"


3. The website is a christian radical website.


4. If your child bites some one at the age of 13, i don't believe twilight is to blame but believe there is possibly other significant psychological issues that need to be addressed.


5. Finally if one kid was bit i believe the other kids would have stayed away from this child like the plague and i highly doubt 10 other kids would come close enough to be bit by him.







http://christwire.org/2009/03/twilight-movie-causes-13-year-old-boy-to-bite-11-classmates/

Thursday, March 29, 2012

Breaking Dawn part 2 Trailer

The Breaking Dawn 2 trailer is some what of a teaser in my opinion. It shows Bella hunting but not in detail and also shows our favorite characters Jacob and Edward. Jacob tells Bella that he cant believe she is so much like her self after her transformation. I think that showing Jacob in the trailer leads us to believe his feeling are still there for Bella. The part with Edward is brief but depicts Bella and his passion still is intact. I believe the best part of the trailer is when Bella's red vampire eyes are shown. She looks very beautiful with red eyes. This trailer dose not give away much of the story line that is to come. It dose not represent and conflict or any thing that really grabs peoples attention. If i had never heard of Twilight and seen the Trailer i don't think i would even bother seeing the movie. This trailer may just be a taste of whats to come. I hope the next trailer offers us more. I think that this trailer is some what more geared towards the Twilight fans who have read the books and know what is going to happen. I kind of hope Breaking Dawn 2 dose not follow the book exactly and gives us some thing else. I am still excited about the movie but am waiting for the trailer that grabs me and brings back they passion for me.

My experience in Twilight Comp 2

When i Joined this class i did not know what to expect and did not give much thought to it. I was a closet Twilight fan convinced to join this class by a lady in the English department. My thoughts were only that it was going to be about Twilight and that's it. I feel that i have learned more about Vampires and Gothic literature then Twilight has offer. My only ideas of Vampires were the Cullens and Count Dracula. I have now learned about the Dynamics of the vampiric stories and characteristic of vampires. Learning these elements from many different stories has enlightened me to better understand story plots and characters. I find the ideology of vampires very interesting. I now see more depth in these stories then i could before. With learning all these elements it has allowed me to enjoy Gothic fiction like never before. I appreciate what i have learned and i feel it has expand my mind and vocabulary. I love to learn and I am so glad that my expectations for this class has been exceed beyond my imagination. I believe my writing has improved and also how i understand what i read but most of all my enjoyment for reading has been restored.